PARODIES

ALL ALONG THE BORDER WALL

(All Along The Watchtower)

Jimi Hendrix Song Parody

There must be some kind of way outta here

Said the migrant to the man

There's too many people here

There's more than I can stand

This wall built to hold us back

This river to cross

New rules, new game, new gimcrack

Always a new albatross

Hey, hey

No reason to get excited

The mirgrant sadly spoke

There are many here among us

Who feel this life is just a joke

But, uh, we have been through all that

And this can't be our fate

So let us stop talking falsely now

The hour's getting late

Hey, hey

All along the Border Wall

Migrants in the view

While policies came and went

Barefoot children too

Immigration, asylum, bad news

Hot or cold today

Some go in and some go out

Refuge is only a cliche

All along the Border Wall

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ACHY BREAKY REVISITED (reconsti-tooted)

You can tell the world, you never ate the beans

You can walk away quickly when you're done

Or you can tell your friends just what a fool you've been

We'll swear and cuss about you on the phone

You can tell your tongue to leave the beans alone

You can tell your mind to forget your behind

Or you can tell your fork to go back in the drawer

You won't be needing it for beans no more

But don't try to fart, your stinky smelly fart

I just don't think we'd understand

And if you try to fart, a stinky, smelly fart

It might blow up and kill this man

You can sit and pout about your sauerkraut

Or you can lie and blame your dog

Or over spray the room with expensive perfume

Or keep still and let everyone assume

Or eat your pruny fruit, eat it til you toot

Make some thunder down under, break some wind

Or you can tell your friends, you'll try to make amends

You'll be feeling mighty chagrined

But don't light your fart, your stinky smelly fart

I just don't think we'd understand

'Cause if you light your fart, your stinky, smelly fart

It might blow up and kill this man

Ooh

(repeat til the cows come home or the methane gas makes a blast, whichever comes first)

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*LUKEVILLE, ARIZONA*
(Lukenbach TX parody)

The only border crossing that we thought we could make
Was closed so we had to suffer feet and backaches
We don't need our faces on the TV news
We got here together with family and friends
Maybe it's time we thought about this a little bit more

Let's go to Lukeville, Arizona
Forget El Paso and the Texas country
This nomadic life we're livin'
Has left us here broke, tired and hungry
Between Abbott's tresspass laws and Katie's closure flaws and Biden's stumblin' policies.
Out in Lukeville, Arizona, ain't nobody goin back home

So we sold all we had back home
Bought some boots and tattered jeans and ran away
The fear back home was chokin me
In that violent world you cried all day
We've been busy just tryin' to stay alive
Four kids now and one more in the grave
Maybe it's time we thought about this a little bit more

Let's go to Lukeville, Arizona
I hear the border crossing is now open
This illegal life we're livin'
Is better up there than it ever was at home
If we can make it to California
Newsom will give us medical and dental
And free education for the kids

Let's go to Lukeville, Arizona
Forget El Paso and the Texas country
This nomadic life we're livin'
Has left us here broke, tired and hungry
Between Abbott's tresspass laws and Katie's closure flaws and Biden's stumblin' policies.
Out in Lukeville, Arizona, ain't nobody goin back home

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San Francisco (Be sure to get your share)

If you're living in San Francisco
Be sure your ancestors' skin was not fair
If you're black in San Francisco
You're gonna get some extra money there

For Blacks who came to San Francisco
Reparations will be much better there
Only Blacks in San Francisco
Will get a whole lot more than their share

All across the nation
Such a strange sensation
People with a notion
Easing guilt with legislation
With a brand new fixation
People with a notion
People with a notion

For the Chinese in San Francisco
For sure you won't be counted anywhere
If you're Asian in San Francisco
Not a person there will give a care

If you're Asian in San Francisco
You're not even gonna get a fair share
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Clarence Thomas Theme

He sits on the bench
A justice man on the take uh, huh
We sure know his name
He's a George Bush placement, uh hun

Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down and we can play
Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down we'll sail away

He smiled so nice
When I said no charge for you uh, huh
Vote my way when I say
And sail away for free

Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down and never pay
Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down we'll sail away

Take the gifts, don't report
What they don't know won't make a difference
There's more gifts to come your way
Just keep quiet, tell no one

We can vacation in my millionaire yacht
Make you happy in my millionaire yacht, so

Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down and never pay
Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down we'll sail away

Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down and vote my way
Come on down to my boat Clarence
Come on down never pay

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